This post strips me from all humility but I write this because SOMEONE out there HAS to be able to relate to me!
I am 28 weeks pregnant with baby #3 and I am carrying very looooow. Therefore, I have a TON of pressure in my cha-cha. We are talking…heart beating in your lady parts, feels like everything is going to fall out at any moment, I need to check and see what the F*** is going on down there, issues. I think I felt a hand or foot reach out yesterday! …And every time he kicks down, I pee.
At my OB check-up, I got the typical, “welcome to baby #3 pregnancy problems”.
SERIOUSLY?! There has to be SOMETHING you people can do for me!
Oh yes…there is, in fact. You can order THIS:
I took the piece of paper, laughed, and shoved it in my purse. Yea-right. Over my dead body will I wear that!
ummmm…..until I was up until 4am with throbbing pain so horrific a few nights later I was willing to do ANYTHING to feel better.
I did it….I shoved all my shame in my thong drawer. Step aside Victoria’s Secret. Sexy just got sexier.