1. How old is your baby?
2. Ahhh–he is so cute! (oh, he is a SHE? …oops)
3. What is your nap schedule?
4. Cute Diaper Bag! (Is that Coach?? …yea, my husband wouldn’t let me get that.)
5. What was your push prize??
6. Did your baby just poop, or was that mine??
7. You wouldn’t happen to have any <fill in blank> (wipes, diapers, Destin, baby powder, Vodka, Zanax, bandaids, Benadryl, Ambian)??
8. I am SO happy to see your kid eats his boogers too!!!
9. O.M.G….and YOU pushed him out?!??? ~wow~ What kind of damage was done down south??
10. Is your husband cool?? Think he would agree to babysit the kids so we can bust this joint??